Things To Keep In Mind!!!
- Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
- Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
- ...Every morning is the dawn of a new error...
- For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord.
- I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
- Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
- There cannot be a crisis today; my schedule is already full.
- Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
- Diplomacy - the art of letting someone have your way.
- If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown
- If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary
- It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.
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