The teacher, also being smart, thought to herself, 'teachers are needed in the
world to teach their knowledge to other.' So with that, she took a parachute
and jumped out the plane.
The Grandmother, being very wise, said to the boyscout, "I am old.
lived my life. You are still a young boy. Go, and take the last parachute."
But the Boyscout said, "No, it's okay. There are two parachutes left. The
Smartest Man in the world took my backpack."
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