A magician was on stage doing his act, when he called for a volunteer
the audience. A man volunteered & went up on stage. The magician
to pick up the 16 lb. sledgehammer that was on stage next to a cement
break the block apart with the sledgehammer, so the audience would
sledgehammer was real.
So, the man swung the sledgehammer with all his might & shattered
cement block. The magician now told the man to hit him square in the
with the sledgehammer. Horrified, the man said, "No way. It'll
kill you". The magician insisted that the man hit him in the
"I'll be fine...I promise you...go ahead." "Well,",
the man replied,
"OK here goes."
Again, the man swung the sledgehammer and aimed it at the magicians
The result was very bloody. The magicians nose was crushed, teeth
blood everywhere. After 6 months in a coma in the hospital, the magician
lying in the hospital bed. One eye opened, the fingers flexed a bit,
other eye opened, and the magician sat straight up and said, "Ta-da!"
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