A lawyer and a Pope die at the same time and go up to heaven
After they've been there awhile, the Pope notices that the lawyer gets
a little better treatment than he does. So he calls St. Peter over to
ask him why. He says, "You know that lawyer I came up here with? Well,
I'm not complaining, but he seems to be treated a little better than I
am ... he's got a better house and more servants. I don't understand.
I was a Pope and served God all my life; this guy was just a lawyer.
What gives?" St. Peter responded, "You have to understand - we get
Popes all the time; this is the first lawyer we've ever had."
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