A Texan dies and goes to Hell. It's terribly hot, of course, and
everyone there is sweating and suffering. Except the Texan. He's
just laying back and smiling. "What's the matter?" says the Devil.
"Isn't is hot enough for you?" "Just like a spring day in Amarillo.
No problem!" replied the Texan.
The next day the Devil turned the heat way up. Everyone was really
suffering now. Except the Texan. Still smiling. "You mean it's
still not too hot for you?" asked the Devil. "Just like a summer day
in Laredo. No problem." said the Texan.
The next day the Devil decided to really fix him. So he turned the
temperature way down. It got very cold, started sleeting and snowing,
and icycles started forming. Everyone was freezing to death. Except
the Texan. "I don't get it." said the Devil. "Doesn't the cold
bother you either?" "The way I figure it," said the Texan, "the
Rangers must have won the pennant!"
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